Get her the skin graft set

1: What does Megan want for her birthday?

2: get her the skin graft set

1: She is Hannibal lecter now? WTF

2: lol I meant the "skin care" set we talked about from Macy's

1: Put the lotion in the basket!!!

Skin graft for Megan

1: What does Megan want for her birthday?

2: get her the skin graft set

1: She is Hannibal lecter now? WTF

2: lol I meant the "skin care" set we talked about from Macy's

1: Put the lotion in the basket!!!

Cake for Wife's Birthday

A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. He goes to order a birthday cake. The baker asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

He thinks for a while and says: "Let's put, you are not getting older, you are getting better".

The baker asks: "How do you want to put it?"

Man replies: "Well, put' YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER at the top, and YOU ARE GETTING BETTER, at the bottom".

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened, the guests read the message on the cake.

YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM