1: I'm having a baby right now
1: Got damn spell check!!!
1: I'm having a beer right now
2: Lmao
Showing posts with label beer jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beer jokes. Show all posts
Oct 10, 2011
Nov 5, 2010
Indian LOGIC
Water is precious
Save water
Drink beer
People who drink, get drunk
People who get drunk, go to sleep
People who go to sleep, do no sin
People who do no sin, go to heaven
So.. so let us all drink, and go to heaven!
Save water
Drink beer
People who drink, get drunk
People who get drunk, go to sleep
People who go to sleep, do no sin
People who do no sin, go to heaven
So.. so let us all drink, and go to heaven!
Sep 21, 2009
Indon, Bangla & Malaysian
An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian Chinese are in a bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finished his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.
He says "Nyamah! In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finished his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.
He says "Nyamah! In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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