Singapore Soldier Joke

A NATO soldier, standing guard in the rain with a 20-kilo pack on his back, says: “Life is hard.” A People’s Liberation Army soldier, standing in the snow in an ill-fitting uniform with a long march ahead, says: “Life is hard.” A Singaporean army cadet taking his iPad out of the 15-kilo pack his maid is carrying, says: “No Wi-Fi? WTF?”

Pay increment

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.'

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

Clean the Dishes

A maid fired..

Before leaving, she gave $100 to the family dog. When asked why, she said:

"I don't forget a friend. He helped me clean the dishes everyday."