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Showing posts with label male jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label male jokes. Show all posts

May 22, 2009

Technical

Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

Apr 5, 2009

A woman without her man is nothing

'A woman without her man is nothing' on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
'A woman , without her man, is nothing.'

All the females in the class wrote:
'A woman: without her, man is nothing.'