Bloody tampon

1: For christs sake stop leaving the bloody tampon!!!!!

2: What?? Where?!

1: Lmfao. The bloody lamp on, in the bathroom. Not the tampon. Laughing so hard. Can not breathe.

2: Ohhhh my goddddd. I was like WTF? I have my period so I was totally mortified. Lmao

Be specific - Tampon

*** A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) is disposable and designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of blood. Several countries, including the United States, under the banner of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) regulate tampons as medical devices.

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is eight years old and the other one is five years old. The eight year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout.

The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

The eight-year-old replies "Nope, not for my mom."

Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"

The eight year old quickly responded, "Nope, not for my sister either."

The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?"

The eight year old says, "They're for my five year old little brother."

The cashier is surprised "Your five year old little brother?"

The eight year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"