The late Smedley D. Butler, always an impulsive man, was generally careful of the welfare of his men. One time in France he encountered two soldiers emerging from the kitchen with a large soup kettle. "Let me taste that," he ordered.
"But Gen ..."
"No buts! Give me a spoon." Taking a taste, the General sputtered, "You don't call that soup, do you?"
"No, sir," replied the soldier, "I was trying to tell you, sir, it's dishwater!"
Showing posts with label soup jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soup jokes. Show all posts
Sep 4, 2009
May 20, 2009
Butterfly stroke in the soup
Irate diner: Can you explain what this fly is doing in my soup?
Waiter: I believe he's doing the butterfly stroke, sir.
Waiter: I believe he's doing the butterfly stroke, sir.
May 14, 2009
Dentures in soup
Diner: Waiter! I found these dentures in my soup!
Waiter: Oh thank you, sir! Our chef has been looking for them everywhere!
Waiter: Oh thank you, sir! Our chef has been looking for them everywhere!
May 12, 2009
Dead fly in soup
Angry diner: Waiter! Why is there a dead fly in my soup?
Waiter: Well, the hot water usually kills them, sir.
Waiter: Well, the hot water usually kills them, sir.
May 2, 2009
Unshrinkable tie
Diner: Waiter, do you realize that your tie is in my soup?
Waiter: That's all right, sir. It's not shrinkable.
Waiter: That's all right, sir. It's not shrinkable.
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