Tell dad not to lick me out tonight

1: Can you tell dad not to lick me out tonight plz?
1: Oh god I meant to say 'lock me out' worst typo ever

2: Sorry? Type that again!

1: WORST TYPO EVER

2: Oh lord. I will do the latter. Scarred for life. Thank you.

1: Sorry. :-(

2: You have given me lolz

Petting

Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and they see a dog licking himself.

Jeremy says, 'Man, I wish I could do that!'

Kris replied, 'I think you'd have to pet him first.'