Army Jokes: Shooting Exercises

The commander sees the hopeless results of Private Tan’s shooting exercises and his face falls. Tan, knowing that he has done badly, says: “Sorry, sir. I feel like going to a quiet corner and shooting myself.” The commander says: “Good idea-la. I suggest you take a lot of bullets.”

Singapore Cadet - Privilege and Money

Private Lim fails basic training and reports to the commander for punishment. The officer says: “Chose your own forfeit. One month’s loss of privileges or 20 days’ pay.” The Singapore cadet thinks about it. “I guess I’ll take the money.”