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Showing posts with label smoking jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smoking jokes. Show all posts

May 17, 2010

Do you smoke after sex?

A doctor asked his patient trying to quit smoking, "Do you smoke after sex?"

She responded, "I don't know. I never looked."

May 3, 2009

Smoking cigarettes

Father: Junior, what did I say I'd do if I caught you smoking cigarettes?

Son: Dad, if you can't remember things, you can't expect me to help you out everytime!