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Showing posts with label pregnant jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnant jokes. Show all posts

Jan 10, 2010

Tension, terror, horror, tragedy

Tension is when wife is pregnant!

Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!

Horror is when both are pregnant!

Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!

Jun 3, 2009

5 years old won't get pregnant

..in a kindergarten class, a little gurl ask: ma'am! do 40 years old get pregnant?

yes! the teacher said.

Gurl: How about 20 years old?

Ma'am: YES

Gurl: How about 5 years old?

Ma'am: NO!

( a little boy whispered to the gurl )

Boy: SEE! I told you not to worry.