Applicant jokes

Prospective Employer to Applicant: 'So why did you leave your previous job?'

Applicant: 'The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'

Job application

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.

He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age,

Address etc.

Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the
question. After much thought, he writes "Yes"