Showing posts with label sperm jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sperm jokes. Show all posts
Dec 29, 2009
Why the sea tasted salty?
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
Nov 10, 2009
Sperm bank
A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
"Open the goddamn safe," he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we`re not a real bank," she replies. "We don`t have any money. This is a sperm bank."
"Don`t argue, open the goddamn safe or I`ll blow your head off," says the guy with the gun.
She obliges and once she`s opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it."
"But it`s full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
"Don`t argue, just drink it!" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too," he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off his mask and to the girl`s amazement, it`s her husband.
"There," he says, "it`s not that fucking difficult, I told you!"
"Open the goddamn safe," he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we`re not a real bank," she replies. "We don`t have any money. This is a sperm bank."
"Don`t argue, open the goddamn safe or I`ll blow your head off," says the guy with the gun.
She obliges and once she`s opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it."
"But it`s full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
"Don`t argue, just drink it!" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too," he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off his mask and to the girl`s amazement, it`s her husband.
"There," he says, "it`s not that fucking difficult, I told you!"
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