Irate diner: Can you explain what this fly is doing in my soup?
Waiter: I believe he's doing the butterfly stroke, sir.
Showing posts with label diner jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label diner jokes. Show all posts
May 20, 2009
May 14, 2009
Dentures in soup
Diner: Waiter! I found these dentures in my soup!
Waiter: Oh thank you, sir! Our chef has been looking for them everywhere!
Waiter: Oh thank you, sir! Our chef has been looking for them everywhere!
May 12, 2009
Dead fly in soup
Angry diner: Waiter! Why is there a dead fly in my soup?
Waiter: Well, the hot water usually kills them, sir.
Waiter: Well, the hot water usually kills them, sir.
May 9, 2009
Coffee without milk
Diner: I'd like some coffee without milk.
Waiter: We don't have any milk, sir. How about coffee without cream?
Waiter: We don't have any milk, sir. How about coffee without cream?
May 2, 2009
Unshrinkable tie
Diner: Waiter, do you realize that your tie is in my soup?
Waiter: That's all right, sir. It's not shrinkable.
Waiter: That's all right, sir. It's not shrinkable.
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