A gorgeous lady sitting alone in the bar, a guy approached her...
Guy: Hi! can i have your Mobile phone number?
Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in Palm island, a million dollars bank accounts and a seven inches PENIS which I'm yours, ...you don't have? ... so... my answer is NO.
Guy: Yeah, I don't have any of those... I have a VIPER, i own an island and I have a billion dollars bank account and excuse me! ... I won't cut my PENIS three inches short, just to have your number!!!
Showing posts with label wooing jokes. Show all posts
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Jun 2, 2009
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