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Showing posts with label dentist jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dentist jokes. Show all posts

Jul 5, 2009

The Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, 'You must be a dentist.

The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?'

'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.

One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a good dentist.'

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?'

'Didn't feel a thing.'

Jun 8, 2009

I'm not a gynecologist, I'm a dentist

A women goes to a dentist for tooth extraction, Doctor tell her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools.

The lady lifts her skirt.

Doctor says," I'm not a gynecologist, I'm a dentist !!"

She says "I want to get my hubby's tooth removed!"