The Lawyer and the Banker

A lawyer and and a Banker are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Banker are so dumb that he could get over on them, easily. So the lawyer asks if the Banker would like to play a fun game.

The Banker is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Banker's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Banker doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer?

Now, it's the Banker's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.

He wakes up the Banker and hands him $500. The Banker pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Banker up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four? The Banker reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

Don't mess with Banker.

Jokes: The Blonde Bets

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the six o'clock news on television.

A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, the man jumped The blonde gave the redhead $50.

The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

The blonde said, "No, a bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on TV on the five o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde says, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"