Showing posts with label paranoid jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paranoid jokes. Show all posts
Apr 3, 2010
New answering system at the clinic
They just installed a new answering system at the clinic. It asks anyone suffering from obsessive/compulsive disorder to press one repeatedly. If he or she is paranoid, press two but don't look behind you. If you have multiple personalities, have your alter ego, Mr. Pretzels, press three, four and five. And, if you have a self-esteem problem, don't waste our time.
Mar 28, 2010
Paranoid
What does a paranoid have in common with the all-knowing master of time space and dimension that secretly controls all of our lives?
Right, like you don't know.
Right, like you don't know.
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