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Jun 10, 2012

I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present

Jimmy Kimmel Live - YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present Jimmy Kimmel Live's YouTube channel features clips and recaps of every episode from the late night TV show on ABC. Comments: Lol the kid at the end well tell him to suck mah balls 125boogie 1 minute ago I have a feeling that the girl at 2:00 is going to grow up to be a bitch kalvin654 11 minutes ago So I'm pretty sure that the kid at 2:35 is the same kid that punched a wall in the Halloween video. carlajimm7 23 minutes ago You know what I just noticed.?.?.... It's videos of only whites,blacks,mexicans and no asians. Lol not to sound racist or anything, just pointing it out. XD TangAppy 37 minutes ago It's funny cause he fat Callmecrazy456 52 minutes ago Lov the last video GliterGirl99 1 hour ago The sandwich girl is so cute! She is trying to not hurt anyone's feelings haha TheyCallMeCade 1 hour ago 3 That was sooo funny:) Rayanab4 1 hour ago I liked the last video :) Lego1325 1 hour ago classic ...but cruel, now these kids are gonna grow up with an inferiority complex...!!!! guess that last comment fits, you tell him kid!!!!!! lmfao!! djromeo69hotmailcom 1 hour ago Mom: well jimmy kimmel told me to do it kid: we'll you can tell him to SUCK MY BALLS ashleyCSB1 2 hours ago That's mean but it was funny ultimatekevin6 2 hours ago I nv had a Christmas present from my parents so appreciate it kids;) MoonGLowMeAre 2 hours ago that you stupid parents is gonna be a no life.. VadeTheGamer 3 hours ago @VadeTheGamer What the fuck? Was that even english? ssrocksss 1 hour ago @ssrocksss the only reason it didn't seem like it was cause i forgot the quotations,myyyy bad and cause i forgot the kid part not a very good typer lol VadeTheGamer 1 hour ago If Only the parents gave them a gun.....O.o RandomAsian1001 3 hours ago I wanted a hello kitty shirt -:0 ONLY SCENE KIDS SHOULD GET THOSE! heheemily98 3 hours ago "you stupid parents" kid had a freakin spas attack felsheikh 3 hours ago "Well tell him to suck my balls" SincerleyyLeslie 3 hours ago "Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it ." SincerleyyLeslie 3 hours ago LMAO! i can't stop laughing Haha pinkscar7 3 hours ago 3:51 its just xmas not the end of the world -_- Xheer32 3 hours ago This kid just hit the lotto. At least $50,000 in appearances. sad :( fabjtown1 3 hours ago -3 the hot pockets girl! She did so well with this little test of how "bratty" she is. She did her best to be humble! This is why I like white girls :) LightVangel 3 hours ago Wow fukin inconsiderate fucks allstarplaya1294 4 hours ago You are horrible for doing this, and it's not funny at all. Jimmy Kimmel is a horrible comedian and host. Minetide100 4 hours ago @Minetide100 Get over it. You obviously have the sense of humour of a brick leesmartin 3 hours ago 4:43 Nice kid. AmyJiffy 4 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show NereidaFranklyn 4 hours ago Tell him to suck my balls Gre3ktoast 4 hours ago 4:44 was omg i dont. even no i almost peed. omg MsBeachlover2000 4 hours ago love it omgiambri 4 hours ago Damn... BleedingHeartOfIce 4 hours ago 4:00 "I got ponies?!" *sigh*...one day he'll grow up and be manly enough to appreciate that present. alfa995 4 hours ago 2 suck my balls=SWAG NESC48 5 hours ago Well tell him to suck my balls! I almost peed my pants when I heard that! LOL! brittanybeballin2 5 hours ago pretty sure my dad would give me a tampon and it would react in me saying " What the hell is this! I'm no chick!" lol sporeplayer100 5 hours ago lol mr.potatoe head :D bazeen9999 5 hours ago 6 3:18 is the funniest :) bazeen9999 5 hours ago I love the kid who told his mom to tell Jimmy kimmel to suck his balls. That was absolutely priceless! crazygirl102098 5 hours ago lol at the beggining of the video the juice isnt even full lol bazeen9999 5 hours ago I bet the two brothers at the end of the Halloween video didn't fall for their mom's crap again at Christmas. Bless those two. LightBrand 5 hours ago U r so fuckin crule njhbnjhb121 5 hours ago in playlist Trolling Adventure 12-17-11 "I like your cooking when you cook like dinners, like hot-pockets," l0l0l FazeiLLestcam 5 hours ago 2 «They're for girls» try telling that to the bronies xD SuriTheFallen 5 hours ago "OH! YOU GOT A MISTER POTATO HEAD!" ♥ xjuicycoutureful 6 hours ago 2 goes to show that kids don't know the true meaning of christmas do0dl3 6 hours ago "TAKE THIS BACK! I WANT REFUND" LOL robertslifetoday 6 hours ago Haha suck my balls b¤¤¤h rarizola2 6 hours ago Lol I do!! cheeseluverful 6 hours ago Who wants to see this kid on Jimmy Kimmel Live?!?!? 4:44 6menonaplane 6 hours ago 4 Comment removed 6menonaplane 6 hours ago he can suck my balls :) TheMotown0362 7 hours ago Hahahh priceless Ashlynn793 7 hours ago so funny MrWhat11the 7 hours ago This is why I got a terrible present. FUCK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL........ BITCH ajayzzz7 7 hours ago I've never laughed harder SarahSweethart 7 hours ago luv it so funny WELL TELL HIM SUCK MY BALLS!!!!! lol joejoepatat07 7 hours ago OH you got some black beans, cheese, and a waffle house hat !!!!! mynameiscrispex 8 hours ago 2 @BlueMushyGirlx3 HURRRR WE DINT RELISE DAT TANKS DURRRRR I DINT WACH DA VIDO ER ANTHANG TheyCallMeBlackBeard 8 hours ago 1:40 was the best! Oh, and the WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALL, as well! Dininiful 8 hours ago HEHE why would they be so sad its just one gift BandJBOMBERS 8 hours ago hilarious hehe Juliannn5 9 hours ago lol , i love it . this is hilarious . datgudlyf 9 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show DreisbachTV 9 hours ago LMAO the dog at 1:20 takes the hotdog cobb3636 9 hours ago Why would any caring parent set their kids up for disappointment, even promote their crying,  so that this stupid experiment can provide a few adult laughs? Why would any parent expect their kids not to act in a rude, negative way? How can this "joke" be explained to a 4-year old? Their rudeness can't be criticized - this whole thing is rude, and stupid. 1419Victoria 9 hours ago @1419Victoria fag GrieferGames 8 hours ago WELL TELL HIM SUCK MY BALLS xD TheRoboshadow 9 hours ago 48 0:45 -Little girl squeezes banana- Mom: What are you doing? Little girl: Pushing it. -Noms on banana- BlueMushyGirlx3 9 hours ago oh you got a mister potato headXD lenahanson 9 hours ago The little boy @ the end he is around grown folk too much if that was my kid he would get his butt beatin no one like nasty people dynamitediva10 9 hours ago tell him to suck my balls BoliColi66 10 hours ago well tell him to suck my balls!! mypccrap 10 hours ago TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS ! haha what a pimp MrBR12345 10 hours ago lol the end was the best TheSunglassChic 10 hours ago 17 He can suck my balls! Lol GreenPheonex 10 hours ago I freaking love this!!!! It cracks me up everytime! Love the kid at the end! This is better than the halloween one!! MissWalks 10 hours ago This was funny until that guy at the end ssid that, a child shouldnt use that sort of phrases - bad parenting. yeashmaytee 10 hours ago Well tell jimmy kemmel to suck my balls everytime I watch this j crack up when da kid says that  marilethenderson 11 hours ago I don't want a sandwich brother: ILL EAT IT haha made my day kattypig1 11 hours ago u jimmy whatever better be ashamed of ur self  !!!!!!! poor kids they already have stuff going around in their and U stupid people made THIER LIFE noemmilover 11 hours ago Not all kids react this way. This year we gave our niece & nephew a McDonalds glass & Chapstick in a generic sack, letting them think that was their gifts. Both politely thanked us. Of course I think they really appreciated their real gifts. theallens1997 11 hours ago Well tell him to suck my halls hahaha ICECREAM3122 11 hours ago Every time I watch this video again, the two top comments are different. moviesperson100001 12 hours ago Don't get me wrong...it's funny, but I think it's horrible that people are so willing to humiliate their kids for jimmy kimmels tv ratings. Stop being suckers for the boob tube. seannapoli1 12 hours ago Well tell him to suck mah balls! CharmanderMakesFire 12 hours ago Wasnt the fat kid in the halloween candy one? I think his parents got him to act. MaphewSetMeOnFire 12 hours ago These kids. Spoilt ungrateful brats. bestiesferlife 12 hours ago lol 4:21 "well you didn't do a really good job" yiayiane 12 hours ago black parents get her kids a waffle house hat? big suprise xMikex732 12 hours ago I love the hot pocket girl :) She's so cute! SavannahsNext60 12 hours ago @SavannahsNext60 I know especially because she thinks Hot Pockets are her mom's cooking. Seriously though she and her brother were the best behaved. Vote4RonPaulLiberty 12 hours ago I wonder which one will kill jimmy in 15 years.. Stickysickness1 12 hours ago did you smell your onion? hahahahhaaaa! shafta99 13 hours ago @shafta99 That was my favorite, too! Vote4RonPaulLiberty 12 hours ago Thumbs Up For Tits!! ClickHereForTits 13 hours ago 3 Hilarious msbieber9555 13 hours ago That just proves how much kids are ungrateful Brookelovesu11 13 hours ago @FinalFantasyLover can I suck your balls?? Hit me up ;p hornysoccerplayer33 13 hours ago The little girl at @1:40 reminds me of a little Reese witherspoon. HahH Brimrers 13 hours ago Really funny lol! Dj3BeAt 13 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show RaylenePerego 14 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show SportsBeam 14 hours ago Wow, kids are really bratty these days.... Bit that was hilarious! HeyItsMay123 14 hours ago that little blonde girl is so cute jackjustin12 14 hours ago @jackjustin12 a wild minecraft creeper appeared WillemStyle 14 hours ago Funny as hell at the end tell him to suck mine ballssssssssss stifler20092000 14 hours ago YOU SUCK!!! this sticks so badly in a child's memory...old shitty parents rtcw1993 14 hours ago WEL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALL$ hahahaha wow XD alan13gzz 14 hours ago This is just wrong. bennettpatches 15 hours ago i need a invisble fence for my dog he should be gratefull!! (: kllierbrandon 15 hours ago Not one kid appreciated that they got a gift atall except maybe that little girl,congratulations america,you taught your kids the true meaning of christmas Now suck my balls FinalFantasyLover14 15 hours ago The kids at 1:45 were adorable myfaceisyourface97 15 hours ago Well jimmy kimmel can suck my bawlz!! Lmfao accordingto27 15 hours ago lol here is the future of america...................im moving to canada lol butta7974 15 hours ago every kid in this vid deserves a slap in the face, except the little girls talking about hotpockets AshariaFabray 16 hours ago The kid who said suck my balls is my stepdads paitent. jumoo4295 16 hours ago Like hot pockets. jwilder729 16 hours ago The little chubby mexican kid is the most hilarious!!!!!! jwilder729 16 hours ago 3:56  LOL! "What?! I got ponies!!!!!?" lol Kendall09890 16 hours ago 2:35 cartman XD itamarhano 16 hours ago I'm not a girl!!! Lol divy1324 16 hours ago kids at 1:40 are great .. others are little spoiled, unfaithful brats.. how can you tell your parents that you hate them? ThePatrycjas 17 hours ago @ThePatrycjas Well, to be fair, at that age I think I would've cried and told my parents "I hate you", too, for recieving something like a potato or whatever. If you really wanna see spoiled kids, go look on Twitter at the many teenagers who complained that "Christmas is ruined" or they "hate their parents" because they didn't get an iPhone or the car they wanted. twofinepeople 16 hours ago 2 'well tell him to suck my balls' an instant holiday classic dachamp1798 17 hours ago you know what this kids are bad, angelspary 17 hours ago That kid face who said " WELL TELL HIM SUCK MY BALLZ" at 4:50 is priceless  ltugeras 18 hours ago Lol ' i got ponys' OBEYSergio 18 hours ago does the fat kid remind anyone of Modern Family's Manny Delgado ? corneutzu 18 hours ago 35 @corneutzu I was thinking the same thing!!! O.O xXWeevilWitchXx 14 hours ago @corneutzu spoiled gay ass fat kid GrieferGames 8 hours ago Did the fat kid say " i fuckin hate yu" SuperSminx 18 hours ago Does that fat kid remind anyone else of Eric Cartman? jewee 19 hours ago the fat kid was a bit insane SandyPrincessPatty 19 hours ago kids at 1:40 are very well mannered :D usernamemaybe 19 hours ago 32 @usernamemaybe i think you mean the kids at 4:40 are very well mannered :P jackjustin12 10 hours ago I WANT A PONY !!  Phoheadshots 19 hours ago I luv when he says WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS livetoswim3x 19 hours ago this made me lol... at work... hard... XDmichielXD 19 hours ago WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BAWLZ MrPenguinluvr 19 hours ago Why was the fat kid from Modern Family so angry about his shirt? chizoke 19 hours ago HE GOT A DAMN PONY!! I want one either D: vlad20033 19 hours ago The funniest thing I think I have seen in my life!! MsBez88 19 hours ago I'll eat it!!! MrTeamCenation 20 hours ago I get the food thing, but what the hell do you expect to happen if you buy children gifts that aren't "for" their gender, these aren't shitty gifts, these are gifts that of course will make children upset! I don't find this funny at all. emelia33 20 hours ago The girl at 1:40 is so smart. guolishan 20 hours ago The last boy needed some good parenting BatistaR0X 20 hours ago I absolutely Loved it!! Too hilarious, I even woke up my sister!  janibasschick 21 hours ago woooooow! a battery and an onion!!! ftw! :D wosnwo 21 hours ago @ 2:44 little spoiled brat i hope u are on the permenent naughty list haha Funkymonkey2618 22 hours ago It's mr.patota head. Hahahehwhehegehehehehe 40000iraq 22 hours ago That's some good stuff lmcoolk12 22 hours ago not funny at all.. abusing christmas for a stupid joke-.- and all the people who say:"Ungrateful children" cmon nobody can be stupid enough to believe that one single child on this planet would be happy about a rotten banana. arcusish 22 hours ago @arcusish Judging by the fact that she then proceeded to eat it, I'd say that particular child was rather pleased... InaFaye 21 hours ago To the people commenting on how ungrateful these kids are, that's the whole point. It wouldn't be entertaining if they acted like they loved the presents they were given. Them acting ungrateful is why the video was entertaining. Just chill out and enjoy the video. weerdo53 22 hours ago thumbs up if u searched 'a' KiddSmiley96 23 hours ago Lmao that was the best PharaohEstrada 23 hours ago Haha cant stop laughing when the kid said "Well tell him to suck my balls"!!!! ShinXMega 23 hours ago Well tell him to suck my balls ! Cx priceless GerryFalls 23 hours ago I love that boy at the end -3 kekeswaggalicious 23 hours ago LOL. Epic comeback at the end. "Well tell him to suck my balls!" blo0magic 23 hours ago This has been flagged as spam show ROOSEVELTHoda 23 hours ago how the fuck old is that kid? amyisawesome8 23 hours ago Ungrateful ass kids...spoiled rotten you better like this old half eaten sandwich there's kids in africa that would be happy with just that. Ass holes -___- LOVEPARAMORE09 1 day ago Jimmy kimmel told me to do it well tell him to suck my balls xD thecaptaincloudy 1 day ago Oh my gosh! I bet if they knew worse words than "stupid" or "stinking" they would've said it. :| Like the f-word etc etc baboylove 1 day ago Lol tell him to suck my balls Probllems 1 day ago Give that fat red shirt kid asian parents. I dare him to talk back like that. huangyinshan 1 day ago fuked up american kids.. fuking ungrateful alcaPROD 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show Tokyorosebiz 1 day ago I hate that kid in the red shirt that got a Hello Kitty shirt , he said ' you stinking parents ' and he said he hated them . so rude. maitheawesome 1 day ago I cracked up when the kid was like "I GOT PONIES?!?!?!?!" with that blank helpless expression on his face youflunkeddaycare 1 day ago Lmao that was hilarious! Great reactions!! chrischrischristina1 1 day ago you got a mistah potatah head Skullcatcher117 1 day ago Tell him to suck my balls LMFAO EliTEHacKZz 1 day ago Tell him to suck my balls! XD lmfao!!! missmadamemouse 1 day ago I loved the part where the little boy got a hot dog and then the dog stole it from him. igoape 1 day ago 22 No way with the last kid! Hahahahahahahahahaha I almost died because of his fault! Lol MichelleIllanez 1 day ago Oh yeah...the last kid said it. This is way not cool. VirgilDara 1 day ago That bitch's mom cooks her own Hot Pockets?! I need to get that recipe 1990GreenDay2009 1 day ago 2 mom: i though really hard about what to get you kid: WELL YOU DIDNT DO A VERY GOOD JOB hahahahahah! koshipoo 1 day ago WE'LL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS!!!! 😂👍😂👍 JoeyGotTattoos 1 day ago 42 I want a refund! Voltro45 1 day ago Omg I was LMFAOing at that last kid lol!!!!! lvrox22 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show drizzle1226 1 day ago honestly Marissa is the sweetest little angel so cute! ivanleungmusic 1 day ago @supadupa69lol and that's coming out of a guy with the username "supadupa69lol" aphan97 1 day ago @nesyaj You really cant spell "the" huh? Two fails, just give up lol supadupa69lol 1 day ago The two kids with the half eaten sandwich was too cute :) gublue24 1 day ago thats just wrong on so many levels jferrellHot 1 day ago WELL TELL JIMMY KIMELL TO SUCK MY BAWLS. LOL.  MiaReynoso 1 day ago That was the funnest thing I have ever seen lol peytonredrocks 1 day ago Parents=They lock legitimate presents in closet -:} yvagomez 1 day ago Lol i got a can of beans and an onion for christmas ( and other good things ). muddinguy100 1 day ago bahahahaha I love the kid at the end... Well tell Jimmy Kimmel to suck my balls... lol never saw that coming :D saraigonzalez72 1 day ago 2 why are the fat kids aways so angry :C talkindurinthemovie 1 day ago 2 Man....Kids are so spoiled these days...The crying one who tell his parents thet he hate them, wtf? Some children don't get shit for Xmas kazenokami51 1 day ago Well tell him to suck my balls............like if u know ur mom would beat ur ass for saying that at that age 49mdog 1 day ago teh children at 1:40 were adorable xD and hte kid at the end was the lolz Nesyaj 1 day ago The kid in the red shirt is such a crybaby TheRockpower21 1 day ago Hm.....Electric fence lets see do I have a sister?Will the color fit on her?Is the shock enough to make my dog laugh his crap up?LETS FIND OUT!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL MineCraftersProLink 1 day ago I think the mom of the banana eating child needs to watch her when shes older if she likes squeezing black bananas... Bar2BarDaBigBox 1 day ago I wish I stayed a kid and didn't became the a-hole I am now ! DAYSINTHEBIGAPPLE 1 day ago Tell him to suck my balls!!! Lmao dirthotch1982 1 day ago I got an....old banana....lol BrutalnEpic 1 day ago I would like a pony :/ Take it like a man ! :3 NamelessKitteh101 1 day ago I hate videos that take forever to load :( me sad (.-.) hee hee upside down face! phofypanda1000 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show ShellaSary 1 day ago LOOOOL thefamouseone10101 1 day ago I got ponys ? Evestar03 1 day ago that was funnE Evestar03 1 day ago WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS. Juliahockey101 1 day ago "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MAH BALLS" ROFLMAO XD XD XD JXJJason 1 day ago Tell him to suck my balls makes me laugh evertime devin07ful 1 day ago um?  brownie45brownie 1 day ago Lol "OH You gotta Mr.Potato head!" TheAdoptedShayTard 1 day ago 1:44 That girl is sooo pretty! TheAdoptedShayTard 1 day ago can i just say for the last kid......CORNER! NOW! ....funny bu.....t...um awkward. Sakurablossom131313 1 day ago Lolz leilia125 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show datgurl2100 1 day ago I want a REFUND! krissycat25 1 day ago The kid at the end can suck jimmy's balls. Yeeaahh2 1 day ago 23 So Funny! krissycat25 1 day ago "well tell him to suck my balls" LMFAO BESTINTHEWORLD40 1 day ago I my favorite part was when the boy told her sister that she should appreciate it. And at the end of the video he said "I'll eat it!" in the cutest way ever. I also love how polite his sister was in expressing that she doesn't like the half-eaten sandwich. Their parents obviously did a very good job raising them! Aviat92 1 day ago 56 that fat kid is a human form of CARTMAN JohnAntonyFortune 1 day ago Yes this is funny and i did laugh at their remarks but kids these days obviously do not know what the true meaning of CHRISTmas is. Very very sad. bumpkin92 1 day ago Well tell him to suck my balls!!! HAHA climbingdude25 1 day ago this is kind of sad. but a little funny. JUMBOpin 1 day ago The little blonde girl is very respectful and it gives me faith that there are still good parents instilling values and a kind respectful attitude to their parents. jcp012000 1 day ago 3 1:40 cute girl alsahri055 1 day ago look at 1:23...the dog!!! LMAO! Oh dear! laffing so hard i'm crying...LOL! magada10 1 day ago 2 @magada10 haha that dog was the only one who wasnt disappointed JMtheCONQUERER 1 day ago At that age I was smart enough to realize my parents were doing this as a joke. Some of these kids should have noticed that (but I'm glad they didn't for my enjoyment!). trick39berry 1 day ago The Kid Who Told Jimmy Kimmel To Suck His Balls,I Agree,If My Mom Does This,I'MA SAY THE SAME THING BUT INSTED SAY, WELL HIM SUX MY MONKEY BALLS! ASS HOLE! bigbangpegasus45 1 day ago Tell Jimmy kimel to suck my balls! freezebox732 1 day ago Well, you didn't do a very good job haha nanitaheart 1 day ago I guess the kid learned the suck thing from South Park. It is so funny. Lol Cerrucci 1 day ago Hahaha I would be like, YES!!!! A half eaten sandwich!!!! Just what I wanted guys!!! Hahaha sandyroxswim 1 day ago Omg this is hilarious!! crodriguez444 1 day ago I wanna Mr. Potato head! :p RemilyElysee 1 day ago Comment removed RemilyElysee 1 day ago Wow at least they get things for christmas be thankful Drake42B 1 day ago "Well tell him to suck my ballz lolz" thecanreview 1 day ago 2 Comment removed sparkleandstuds 1 day ago I'LL EAT IT mania10766 1 day ago Somebody can give me subtitles for 4.17 - what she said and what said to her? WaSeKz 1 day ago @WaSeKz She said " He thought really hard what to get you this year" bloomgregigloo 1 day ago Oh God, please feed your kid :( gangsta2312 1 day ago if my parents did this to me i would laugh xD Therandomguyinahouse 1 day ago 2:45 is that Manny from Modern Family? ^_^ MrNewDirection 1 day ago @MrNewDirection i know i think so too ! mania10766 1 day ago 49,879 people are kids SuperSpankyloco213 1 day ago LOL I LOVE THAT PART zoechung415 1 day ago "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS! , zoechung415 1 day ago Haha lol those kids are brats! duckfestable 1 day ago 1:40 I like this kid at least he appreciate what he got for Christmas, Great Job Mom! TheUniqueGemini 1 day ago Fat mexican :/ maiwe100 1 day ago The chubby kid should of gotten P90X. CHETxxxLEMON 1 day ago i like the last part when he said tell him he can suck m balls brothersforlife22 1 day ago I love it!!! After those reactions they REALLY wouldn't be getting anything for Christmas! Karmicsamadi86 1 day ago U can go tell to suck my balls hahahahahahahahahahahaha so f###### funny 7400didi 1 day ago @2017Downtown the screen name I use is purely sarcasm it does not reflect the person I am. So your point is what? Nothing?? Thanks Captain Obvious. missbhavingbadly 1 day ago Lekko Stronniczy mnie tu przysłał xD MonkeyZGL 1 day ago 4:20 and 4:45 is awesome! LoL! nodeblack 1 day ago 2:30 ''i'll eat it!!!i'll eat it!!!!!'' hahahahahahahahahaha konstantia7 1 day ago ALL these kids imitate their parent's behavior! Good and BAD johnnyromero8 1 day ago That fat kid raged so hard😡 croy2000 1 day ago i LMFAO when he said @ 4:35 '' I DON'T KNOW!! '' JabbaFanzz 1 day ago I can't believe people find humor in CHILD telling someone to "suck his balls". That's ridiculously disrespectful and vulgar. This is why kids are out of control it starts with "cute" stuff like this. missbhavingbadly 1 day ago 2 @missbhavingbadly thankfully you screen name shows us how to be good..... 2017Downtown 1 day ago Sooooooooo funny iloveAGdolls4ever 1 day ago best present ever! biscuitsrgreat 1 day ago I'm with the kid at the end telling Kimmel to suck his balls. Some of these parents were really cruel, especially shoving an onion into a little girl's face. Seriously? Happy holidays, I hope this makes you cry apparently. reugenegar 1 day ago I wanted a pony.... Ashurathehedgehog196 1 day ago i like just the part where all of the kids have their reactions cause it is so funny Smilez4Love 1 day ago So funny! I love the reaction of the girl who get a sandwich! she have respect for her mother. but the fat kid is so stupid and rude!!! villellaa 1 day ago Cartman Jr hahaha Chilltown95 1 day ago that chubby screaming kid reminds me of the kid from modern family:) utubegurl998 1 day ago SUCK MA BALLS . LMAOOOO sweetlilshortiii 1 day ago "OH, YOU GOT A MR. POTATO HEAD." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dragonzair 1 day ago th fucking mean and fnny at the same time caitlingalazzo 1 day ago Hahahahaha xD "tell him to suck my balls" omg hilarious XD KawaiiPanda441 1 day ago So trolls moved to the real world? This is awful! Cute4wolf 1 day ago What's wrong with some of you people? There kids some of you people need to grow up... And suck my balls... Lol sladyard963 1 day ago Best part is at 04:00 haha :D "I GOT PONIE ??? ltugeras 1 day ago I wanna deck the fatasss in the faceeeeeeeee:) plk2sexy 1 day ago I don't see this to be funny Steelhunky 1 day ago Hahaha that was hilarious, the little girl with the sandwich was the best...the jimmy kimmel show needs to bring her on as a guest. "I like the food that you cook us for dinner...like hot pockets..." bahahaha bunniesarerad 1 day ago 4 hahaha "i love your cooking when you cook, like, dinners. like hot pockets." Hahaha those kids are so calm and rational. lenalena111 1 day ago 4 Spoiled, bratty and ungrateful kids. It's OK they don't like the gifts but the behavior of entitlement they express is disconcerting. They throw the presents, scream hateful things at their parents. "You're stupid parents and I hate you." "tell him suck my balls.". "it's just a stupid book.". Really? There are kids out there with NO books at all. If they were my kids I'd discipline them, not put them on You Tube and call it funny. 5323leaf 1 day ago @5323leaf I came here to post something like this. It's really easy to tell which kids are spoiled (or overfed) and which have actually been raised well. People need to take parenting more seriously. radiomonkey20 1 day ago LOL @"Oh you got a Mr. Potato Head" MarkLemonds 1 day ago Lololol mjk0123456789 1 day ago That was sick but soooooo funny! MasterRAGEquit 1 day ago What a bunch of whiny people.Get over it seriously you idiots are acting like the kids robbed a bank.It was just a damn prank and one last thing stop comparing this against the way you were brought up you know why? NO ONE GIVES A SHIT about you're childhood. tr0ubled0ne 1 day ago TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLZ!!!! LMAO THAT WAS FAKE FOR SURE TheQiaoli 1 day ago well tell him to suck my balls! BEST OWN EVER. az5625 1 day ago @Chowmix12 --Seriously, don't you think it's the PARENTS who bullied their children by following his suggestion? A bunch of lemmings... 1greatnana 1 day ago @MyAlezay Not quite sure what you are trying to say? I think it's " I would love for my mother to give me a carton of eggs so I can throw them at people." Is that correct? 1greatnana 1 day ago @XxisitjustenoughxX How about it? My kids would have become instantly acquainted with Dawn if that came out of their mouth! 1greatnana 1 day ago Wow, some of these kids need spankings. Some of that behavior is unacceptable. JSSJeepin 1 day ago This is hilarious! All you drama queens that are up in arms about it need to calm the hell down. A. the parents who sent in videos obviously thought their Childrens reactions were funny, and B. It's just a joke so go take some prozac have a drink and rellllllaaaax. ;) accollin602 1 day ago Well u can tell him to suck my balls sparklesgurl23 1 day ago @tokyomilkshake2 Seriously? If the kid with the Hello Kitty shirt talked like that to his parents over a gift he didn't like (with NO reaction from the parents), I can only imagine how he's allowed to speak the other 364 days/year--he's a SPOILED, INDULGED BRAT! 1greatnana 1 day ago @1greatnana I've already said that. tokyomilkshake2 1 day ago I Love it :D:D:D THEspiderschwein92 1 day ago This is messed up TheKookooKidsz 1 day ago U ppl r sick haloboy348 1 day ago I don't watch the show, and happened onto this video by chance. While baiting the kids with bogus 'gifts' may not have been the nicest thing to do, I cannot BELIEVE the way some of these kids reacted and spoke to their parents-OMG! Especially the monster who got the Hello Kitty shirt? What a spoiled little brat! And the smarty pants who needed his mouth to be washed out with soap. What the hell is up with parents would a) let kids talk to them like that, and b) send it out for the nation to see? 1greatnana 1 day ago It's so like Jimmy to do such a duchebag prank on kids bertoasaber 1 day ago You got a mr potato head Alexzorz1 1 day ago We didn't get quite the same response! Lol, he loved his toilet paper. :)  MatthewPodraza 1 day ago Comment removed konlakorn 1 day ago Well Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it. Well tell him to SUCK MA BALLS! JustinLevelVlog 1 day ago 53 Some kids are sooo adorable! I love these two: 0:45 "An old banana, I'm pushing on it!" 1:57 theresa:"I appreciate it as a present but I didn't know it would be like that!" I wish my future children were like that. :) ...and Fat kid said: "I want a refund! You stupid parents, I hate you!" haha, moron. academician06 1 day ago 3 Jimmy you're an ass and pretty pathetic to gain popularity for your lame show by messing with children! They're "children" you jackass and they don't understand or should be subjected to this kind of "humor" And the parents that do this to their own children to get their 5 mins of fame are even more pathetic! This is coming from a guy that has two little girls... ErphunMusic 1 day ago ...a hot dog hahahah Gman8610 1 day ago I have respect for the parents whose kid said she appreciated that they got her a present, she just didnt expect a sandwich. Those two were so polite and well dressed! XorangeXmangoXspiceX 1 day ago 53 @XorangeXmangoXspiceX i agree they were adorable:) utubegurl998 1 day ago @XorangeXmangoXspiceX i don't think she would've minded if the sandwich wasn't half eaten Starmadien2019 1 day ago @XorangeXmangoXspiceX I agree, lmao TheUniqueGemini 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show InocenciaMclay 1 day ago Know this........kimmel will do anything to extend his show or I should say fill in 5 mins of his show. Bidil6 1 day ago PONIES?!?!?! Lol Pikachu86500 1 day ago I GOT PONIES?! He seemed happy kubok275 1 day ago 0:53 ... Starting at such a young age, she'll make someone very happy one day KlutchKingHD 1 day ago tell him to suck my balls!!!! WildSlugs 1 day ago 2 What yesteryear show is he getting these clips? Certainly, one would want to know as much as possible concerning the reasons for re-showing yesteryear shows...etc.,etc.,etc. Bidil6 1 day ago Бедные дети )) Frozy100 1 day ago Yeah it would upset anyone, but still kids should know how to say thanks and fake a smile, not tell their parents off and parents should quit humoring themselves -.- It was funny though :P ddee181 1 day ago That was hilarious ! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! My six year old, after getting lots of clothes and toys, and a laptop, said "is that it?" mamichularoo2 1 day ago Actually, the kids reactions were pretty normal given the expectation these days to get toys...I'd say most handled it okay except the kid in the striped shirt. He overreacted just a bit. I loved the girl who looked at the banana and just decided to eat it! That's how you deal with what you get...make the most of it! addielois1984 1 day ago Those kids deserve it. Spoiled brats. MaIefic 1 day ago It´s cruel. Jimmy Kimmel. you are an a55h0le. It´s not the first time you do this cr4p just to fill 5 minutes of your "program". JuanFahey 1 day ago 4:43 barbiedollxo1 1 day ago LMFAO! Mr potato head!? 3:17 lol lloydlover1313 1 day ago 5 "I got ponies?!" hahaha. cherriblizz 1 day ago 2 awwwww 010loveu 1 day ago I actually would of wanted the hello kitty top :) Rhirhilol 1 day ago This is... stupid. Poor kids -.- Nitulein 1 day ago He got ponies.  icarly46 1 day ago omg lmao 4:40 1PhantasiePrincess2 1 day ago 2 The little blonde girl with the little pink bow is going to be a business woman or a lawyer one day. RobareThunder 1 day ago 6 This was funny like the Halloween candy video to aplbc 1 day ago well tell jimmy kimmel to suck my ballsss!! hahhaha badboy77746 1 day ago 2 These kids ARE NOT spoiled. When you open up a gift, you hope for the best. Now if you got a rotten banana, you wouldn't be that happy either. You probably wouldn't freak out, but you'd be angry. katrocks98 1 day ago Trinessa? Was that her name? TRINESSA? ApplaudedZebra 1 day ago Hahaha Mountaindew3888 1 day ago The fat kid with the Hello Kitty shirt is the best. Spoiled freakin turd. Ha Ha! Jimmy Kimmel suck my balls LOL nongthip 1 day ago tell jimmy to suck my balls ahha Bradensgoprofilms 1 day ago tell jimmy to suck my balls! lol izhafry7 1 day ago at 2:30 hilarious kid ! "i will eat it!!!" gorkdem 1 day ago 2 This has been flagged as spam show shosc16 1 day ago Lolwut. AQWSarah 1 day ago This has been flagged as spam show KizzieTV 1 day ago I love the 4:44 part ''well tell him to suck my balls'' jyawsome 1 day ago @jyawsome woo woo woo legostarwarsgunship 1 day ago These kids are spoilt... undarken 1 day ago 2 Comment removed undarken 1 day ago did you smell you onion?? hahahhaha  devianpatel 1 day ago 17 "I wanna refund" haha forgetregret100 1 day ago 3 1566 people got ponies GhostMediaReborn 1 day ago "Well tell him suck my balls" HAHAHAHAHA. avita22 1 day ago 2 Tell him to "suck my ballz" was Hella gut busting funny! LOL! I liked the little boy who was willing to eat the 1/2 eaten sandwich too. "I'll eat it, I'll eat it, I'll eat it" lol! that little boy who threw a fit over the Hello Kitty shirt was funny as hell too. :) I Love this! :) Laughing so hard my tummy hurts. :D :D thanks Jimmy Kimmel! :) JenJui 1 day ago If I got a hello kitty jacket I would say "Hey that's just what I wanted" and then put it on and rip it blhrm5 1 day ago Will tell him to suck my balls haha funny ass hell SuperBlackops2011 2 days ago 3 3:30-3:40 Wanda Sykes :D iRocFitteds22 2 days ago Some of these kids knew to hold their tongue, but some were so incredibly rude. Even if these were bad gifts, one parent said she tried really hard picking it out. The kid who flipped shit was too much, too spoiled. Do not disrespect your elders, that is a main rule in having manners. MichikoHayami 2 days ago 8 This has been flagged as spam show levon110 2 days ago Ru serious who would do that really thats shitty goshenhottie1 2 days ago Hahahaha kids coollary1 2 days ago This has been flagged as spam show SexyBabesOnlyChannel 2 days ago 8 Someone forward this comment to this animal kimmy kimmel. I think that this would be a great segment for his show. I challenge him to a match either UFC ( MMA ) or even a no holds barred but the outcome will not be prearranged. This would be great everyone watching while I am like the one who stands up for the innocent children and I bash his face in for them. He might go for it I think that I might have seen this now thinner pig on wrestling or somewhere. Thanks for your attention. rammstein11004 2 days ago @rammstein11004 Internet tough guy detected. RaianTheFallen 2 days ago 2 @RaianTheFallen I could back it up ...... Just give me a chance to dance with him. rammstein11004 2 days ago @rammstein11004 Whatever kid. RaianTheFallen 2 days ago Jimmy Kimmel, trollin' kids. XD Jessicanana89 2 days ago 24 I love the black kids Oh you got a Mr. Potato Head 3:30 juansayblue 2 days ago 2 Lol that was funny JoshOversen 2 days ago Lol AppleAyah1000 2 days ago haha so funny, classic. check out my channel and my welcome video peace ~Cre8veCrew~ Cre8veCrew 2 days ago He always saves the best for last IronJon799 2 days ago The last one hahahahaha BlackMagicGamingPS3 2 days ago "That was your Great-Grandfather's hammer".....LOL! LiliannOHIO 2 days ago Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahha­hahahahahahhahaha the funniest were the sandwich, banana and stapler. Lol a stapler ? Hahahah xNikoLovesJW 2 days ago Hilarious ksl12345 2 days ago Couldn't stop laughing!!! Hilarious tbc2490 2 days ago I love all these... deannagort23 2 days ago I would actually want some of that stuff, the batteries, the hammer, the hot dog. Suicidebob7 2 days ago so freaken hilarious!! yvonneg21 2 days ago " Well tell him to suck my Ballz.!.!!" love that kid sounds like something I'll say Kittycow1211 2 days ago I'm having the best Christmas ever thanks to Best Buy, They just sent me a $1,000 gift card, Now i can get presents for everyone Copy and paste bit.ly\vzigMk into your browser to see for yourself Thumbs up if Best Buy sent you one! RandalBoback 2 days ago AWESOME n HILARIOUS Pratty11Rox 2 days ago but then i would give them real gifts carolinacutie13 2 days ago Love it!! When I have kids I just might do this carolinacutie13 2 days ago Bad idea. Don't be cruel to children. reynoldsdayton 2 days ago LOOOL, last kids GOLD! MujtabaJDM 2 days ago I hate the new sound the like button makes.. ryangva 2 days ago ii would love ponys!! coolbeansclips 2 days ago That fat fuck, was that little Chris-chan? fslpoon 2 days ago Ponnnnieess??? I got PONIES?!?!? theyre for gurrrlllsssss... danaaax01 2 days ago That Dude at 1:45 is Awseome hahaha ACEMonkey4 2 days ago 2 I would give them the cases of mw3 battlefield 3 and legend of Zelda skyward sword cases with no disk Snipehunter505 2 days ago You guys should stop talking about the kid with the hello kitty shirt what the hell he is obviously mad because he is a boy and his parents bought him a girl shirt what would you think if they did that to you! Jeez he did not know they were joking he has the right to call his parents stupid no girl or boy would want something a boy or a girl would want it's painful to him knowing his parents bought him a girl shirt some of you people should really think about what he is thinking before you star 1218nana1218 2 days ago HILARIOUS! An onion and a battery! And the kid with the Hello Kitty sweater, I thought it was fake. As if he was told to do it, and if he was, he needs some acting lessons. TheCrewParody 2 days ago Look at that you got a MR.Potatoe head! TylerIsWoah 2 days ago çI mean , people really fucking yoke with other people (her or his kids) and dont remember or dont get what importat it sh0uld had tobe to your kids xd.After years dot un think about why are u in. "Time dont regreat about some memories"and its just a speetch xd.Because sometimes fathers sucks.  quaderoniad 2 days ago 1:40 is my favorite one kikigirl24 2 days ago Oh. You got a mr. potato head... hahah crackkyadome 2 days ago I bet the kid at the end got slapped at the end. XD camillemazurek23 2 days ago 2 that kid knows about returns already? awww all these kids were cute! "well you didn't do a good job" lol!, and that kid having a kaniptions is lmao. buxoma 2 days ago That fat kid needs to taste the back of my palm ( and by that I mean I want to slap him) and then I'd rip out his organs and tattoo 'hello kitty is beast!' on them and watch him cry as I shove the organs back down his throat until he screams the words 'I'm sorry hellowww kwitty' then beat him with his own testicles (no homo)... :) dogsrule22398 2 days ago Aww these kids are adorable.. Except that "stupid parents" kid -.- LivAwesomeAmor 2 days ago what that kid wants for christmas is for jimmy to suck his balls. lawl. XxDinoDomoxX 2 days ago "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS!!" XD LMAO!!!!! PixieHollowGalxD 2 days ago hilarious! buxoma 2 days ago Wow "stupid parents" I would have punched him with a potato. MiMixAwu 2 days ago the blonde girl at 2:00 is the sweetest angel isophocles 2 days ago 20 @isophocles I agree. She is absolutely brilliant...especially by keeping her cool under the circumstance of having to sit next to her loud brother. dembonez19 1 day ago Most of those kids are spoiled JackAttack2627 2 days ago well the kids who got the eggs and a hot dog seemed pretty happy kewliogurl 2 days ago Fuck why would he hate getting hello kitty? Hello kitty is the shit nigga! DavidRck 2 days ago in playlist Trolling with The7r0LL funny thing is...i ACTUALLY get this shit for christmas and pssshhh i think its pretty good :/ atreyu9a7x 2 days ago Hilarious! chandlorsmommi21 2 days ago 4:45 WIN xD Loopgordoo 2 days ago 4:40 "well tell him to suck my balls!" Hahahaha.! iDance1998 2 days ago When is goin to suck his balls or not ( no homo ) Master5Gamer 2 days ago Wow!! Any parent who allows their child to speak to them that way should be put in front of a firing squad! And we wonder why this country is in a state of decline!! And take the efffing twinkies away from the brat with the red sweater for goodness sakes!! CityBeatsNYC 2 days ago What balls?  MrHockey571 2 days ago @MrHockey571 the balls in your dick DragonBlasterMLG 1 day ago Jimmy Kimmel might be on is way to being the BEST troll ever. allianceofrapture 2 days ago "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS" HAHAHA LMAO!!! iluvmusic465 2 days ago 45 ALL KIDS GLARING - "i thought very hard about what to get u this year"- "well you didnt do a very good job!!" HAHAHA LMAO iluvmusic465 2 days ago 11 Lucky kid... He got ponies.. Wakapro7 2 days ago This has been flagged as spam show drizzle1226 2 days ago ahhh and the little girl! "i appreciate her getting us a present, but, i didn't know it'd be like that.." AWWWWWWWW iluvmusic465 2 days ago AHHHHHHHHHHH THE LITTLE BOY IS ADORABLE "I'M NOT A GIRL! THIS IS THE WORST PWESENT EVER!" AHHHH <3 HIM!!!! iluvmusic465 2 days ago i love kids, they're so innocent and funny LaQuisqueya81 2 days ago Go to the AppStore and download "app trailers", it allows you to earn $10 iTunes gift card and it's really not hard, just in type in the bonus code "emmanuel2" em4n59 2 days ago " well tell him to suck my BALLS ! " kinzzyfacetavia3 2 days ago lmfaooo. i laughed so hard i cried. the halloween one was funnier but this was still friggen hilarious. livexthexlife192 2 days ago Lmao MrVic29 2 days ago I love Marissa.. Good girl! det7caitleen 2 days ago in playlist Liked videos 8 I just got my $1,000 gift card from Best Buy for free! They're having a give away today (December 27)=> bit.ly\vzigMk TonjaBabe 2 days ago 4:40  gohutshacker55 2 days ago my parents used to put huge boxs the HAD cool stuff in it under the tree then fill it with other stuff inside. When the had grankids the bought them video games for game machines they didnt have first, so they were gonna give them away to people that had the right machine. Till they opened the last one, The game machine that went with the games they would have given away! HAHA right? HotHetroman2011 2 days ago I don't want to read too much into a light-hearted video but it seems as if only a couple of the numerous submissions had children who were not raised to be respectful and thankful, albeit the presents were not very appealing to say the very least. tiemysou 2 days ago 3 Well I appreciate her getting us a present but I didn't know it would be like that.. Those kids were so sweet!!! haute7 2 days ago 2 Great job In the parenting of the little blond girl and the brother they were so polite that little girl is so precious ! & as for the kid at the end of the video with the " suck my balls " comment, well shame on the mother for letting her child speak that way sweetseptemberx17 2 days ago 3 @sweetseptemberx17 I'm guessing he picked it up from "South Park". Milesco 2 days ago Kids must hate Jimmy Kimmel hahaha lilcupid93 2 days ago 1:23 It's funny how the dog takes the sausage from the kid... hahaha benoguerra 2 days ago @benoguerra Yeah, the DOG liked the present! Milesco 2 days ago WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MAH BALLS!!!! autiger817 2 days ago 4 What is this?! hahahahahahaha I love the girl's face expression so much! hahahahahahaah immaog34 2 days ago That kid at end needs to be smacked. Omgitzfano 2 days ago hahhahaha kids these days I like hello kitty, u can give it to me. AnnaBanana0313 2 days ago WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BAWLS!!!!! HonestVideoComments 2 days ago i love how the girls are more accepting of the situation than the boys RJMM 2 days ago 2 OK, Jimmy, you heard the kid... now go suck his balls. torasap 2 days ago 1:49 props to the parents..... they are so well spoken and polite... good on ya! Rubyrdot 2 days ago 2 This has been flagged as spam show SexyBabesOnlyChannel 2 days ago 13 Tht was funny TheVande17 2 days ago We would have been grounded until adulthood if we had talked to our parents like this. Also we did not "expect" gifts, we were grateful, and if we got something we did not like, we smiled anyway. SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago 37 @SuperStarsNStripes well no one would get them a bad gift muhammadsshahab 2 days ago @muhammadsshahab Bad gift or not, they shouldn't scream at their parents or call their parents bad names. That is a spoiled and entitled way to look at the world. SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago @SuperStarsNStripes These gifts are intentionally bad to cause a feeling of sadness or anger. And another person living in the past! Oh in my day it was like this and like this! Generations are changing and the sooner you learn the accept it the sooner you can be happy about yourself. If you hate the younger generation so much get off the internet! Cause I'm sure there wasn't any in your day! Biekdafreak 2 days ago @Biekdafreak Overreacting much? First of all you totally misinterpreted what I wrote. Second of all I do not hate the "younger generation" (why do you think I am so old?) and I do not hate the internet. What a rant! SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago @SuperStarsNStripes Let's give your grand kids a potato or some coal. I'm sure they'll smile and say how grateful they were! Give me a break! Biekdafreak 2 days ago @Biekdafreak I'm not old enough for grandkids, but wow did you ever misinterpret my post. When did I say this is a good thing to do??? SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago @Biekdafreak What is interesting to me is that you did not rant angrily at the person who said "put the kids in front of a firing squad" or the person who said they would feed one kid his own organs. You picked on my post, which just said I'd have been grounded a long time for that type of behavior. Lol SuperStarsNStripes 2 days ago @SuperStarsNStripes Absolutely!!!!! As a parent, I would have smacked that kid silly, not post the video on YouTube. rhomis 2 days ago 3 Haifab1- totally I mean why should that stupid kid say suck my balls. I bet his parents didn't even do anything anyway kraftycheese6 2 days ago Lol... This was funny and all but did we ever consider how badly christmas can ruin kids. They expect to get anything they want on that day and God forbid they don't, their world basically crumples. I only saw two "good" kids. The brother and sister with the half-eaten sandwich. He said one word that is so simple its forgotten, Appreciate. Always appreciate things you have, because tomorrow it may not be there anymore. Good Job Jimmy, you just showed how spoiled rotten american kids can be. Amatiya 2 days ago @Amatiya actually, the girl with the banana and the kids with the eggs and hot dogs were also pretty gracious. Even the kids who got the beans and potatoes, although obviously confused and disappointed, were well behaved. It's the parents who are wrong here. Pranking your kids like this will hurt even good kids. I don't even blame Jimmy. It's his job to instigate this kind of thing. richardlsmithii63 2 days ago @richardlsmithii63 I never said its the kids fault...Nor did I blame Jimmy Kimmel (I even said Good Job). Parents are clueless to their own actions. Gracious is too exaggerated, the other two adjectives described them perfectly. Imagine children who never got anything for christmas, replay the video and see how hilarious it is. Well behaved ehhh not so much... Amatiya 2 days ago hey i got bras and a jar of pickles for christmas. i'm happy Ü msjujubee11 2 days ago in playlist Trolling with The7r0LL Hahahaha cooking like hot pockets HeyHey9027 2 days ago this what american kids all about dirty mouth , no manners cursing their parents calling them names , what u could excpect when they growing up More retarded american haifab1 2 days ago @haifab1 I agreed with everything you said up until you used the "r" word. Makes you no better than the children you just complained about. 1greatnana 1 day ago @1greatnana i know truth is hurt honey, All i mention above =retarded child / adult dont fake feeling cause the world know u have none of it god bless from europe haifab1 1 day ago @haifab1-Well, it's obvious then that you are not from here, the word "retard" is offensive in America. No faking here, dear. Happy New Year. 1greatnana 1 day ago @1greatnana American offensive by the word" retard " but not offensive with all blood in their hand killing millions innocent kids/womens around the world u just pathetic double faced selfish people dont message me again retarded haifab1 1 day ago 4:43 well tell him suck my balls, HAHA shyrowstand 2 days ago 3 "WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS!!!!" XD Kayla06091 2 days ago Jimmy Kimmel is the best late night TV talkshow host, this video just solidifies it! FGBCHENG 2 days ago @theraven27 ok party pooper. Ruin everyone's mood SuperDoctorV 2 days ago the girl in 1:38 talks pretty good isuperman911il 2 days ago @proud2bebelgian OMG YES TheRealPygmy 2 days ago Mom:jimmy kimmel told me to do it Boy:TELL HIM TO SUCK MY BALLS! CapeCodsGhostfiles 2 days ago Look at the view count. FUCK YEAH 1234 World1Level2 2 days ago this is all fun and funny but imagine the child who didn't recieve a meal let alone a gift seeing this... just a little break in the laughter to think of how lucky we really are! theraVen27 2 days ago 2 Thumbs up if YAHOO! News brought you here!! :)) sarahi010 2 days ago 2 Books are awsome YOU stinkin children stenk000 2 days ago @stenk000 friends are better. you missed out! theraVen27 2 days ago my name is Kevin.What are you talking about? MelanieClyde08 isuperman911il 2 days ago A hot dog stenk000 2 days ago

Aug 25, 2011

Dr Tony Tan, Chickens, Sexy Quotes & Mandarin (Singapore Presidential Election 2011 Parody)



The chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the Red Junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, and with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs.

The Singapore presidential election of 2011 is the fourth Singapore presidential election to be held on 27 August 2011. Nomination day for eligible candidates was held on August 17, 2011. The incumbent President S.R. Nathan's term is to end on August 31, 2011. He could have sought re-election as there are no term limits, but declined to do so.

Four candidates were issued certificates of eligibility by Singapore's Presidential Elections Committee. As all four candidates are expected to stand nominated on Nomination Day, this would most likely be the first contested election since the 1993 election, and the first multi-candidate presidential race in Singaporean history.

Candidates
Tan Cheng Bock
Tan Jee Say
Tony Tan Keng Yam
Tan Kin Lian

Standard Chinese
普通話 / 普通话 Pǔtōnghuà
國語 / 国语 Guóyǔ
華語 / 华语 Huáyǔ
現代標準漢語 / 现代标准汉语 Xiàndài Biāozhǔn Hànyǔ
Spoken in
People's Republic of China,
Republic of China (Taiwan),
Singapore

Standard Chinese or Modern Standard Chinese, also known as Mandarin or Putonghua, is the official language of the People's Republic of China and Republic of China (Taiwan), and is one of the four official languages of Singapore.

A parody (pronounced /ˈpærədi/; also called send-up, spoof or lampoon), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or trivialise an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation. As the literary theorist Linda Hutcheon puts it, "parody ... is imitation, not always at the expense of the parodied text." Another critic, Simon Dentith, defines parody as "any cultural practice which provides a relatively polemical allusive imitation of another cultural production or practice." Parody may be found in art or culture, including literature, music (although "parody" in music has an earlier, somewhat different meaning than for other art forms), animation, gaming and film.

The writer and critic John Gross observes in his Oxford Book of Parodies, that parody seems to flourish on territory somewhere between pastiche ("a composition in another artist's manner, without satirical intent") and burlesque (which "fools around with the material of high literature and adapts it to low ends").

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original video courtesy of Mediacorp & YouTube channel 154media
民选总统竞选广播 Pt3/4 - 陈庆炎 Dr Tony Tan - 18Aug2011


Did you know?
Originally, the production team was to simply add english subtitles for the non-mandarin speaking community, deaf & users without computer audio. However, it was nearly impossible to decipher or even understand what exactly the speaker was trying to convey and the rest is history...


Comments:

His English and mandarin sounds like my classmate from hong kong....TT confirm is Singaporean and not new citizen?? If he need to visit China and taiwan then he going to communicate in this mandarin??
1blursotong 23 minutes ago

This an old fox!
minstral18 1 hour ago

My skin is black in colour and i swear my mandarin beats him =)
JMX12 1 hour ago

TT is just another elite, just like GCT. His wife like GCT's wife. No diff. As a chinese, I would him to speak chinese or mandarin well enough. With all these, I doubt he can connect well with common sporeans, only able to connect with the inner circle of spore society. He keeps talking about economy, as a President, what can he do? He might as well run for election and be the PM!! Then maybe he can use his expertise in economics and finance!
ongqien 4 hours ago 2

He should spend his final years brushing up on his mandarin than to run for presidency of Singapore IF he considers himself a Chinese . His ancestors will be turning over in their graves TWICE if they hear him speak!! PHONEY TONY ! Hahaha! All u ever think

About is Money !
ZHENSHUN 4 hours ago 4

If my dick had a sense of humor it would be laughing till it puked! LoLx!!! I bet this moron doesn't even know half of what that TelePrompTer is displaying! Muhahaha! My 5 year old semi autistic daughter has better pronunciation skills than phoney Tony. And that handshake is just so rude,insincere and downright discriminating . What a fake shit bastard he is !
ZHENSHUN 4 hours ago 2

Nathan: "...see this old man, why the hell is he still here.."
crazycrazycrazy83 11 hours ago

Mr Brown for president !
fymZxZ 12 hours ago

If you observe his eyes carefully, he is watching the teleprompter beside the camera... watching it reaaaaaallly hard
neonpeony 13 hours ago 3

Dr Tan, do you feel constipated 5:25
xodadjianx 13 hours ago 2

he worst then my sec 3 chinese... shame lo
geee77 15 hours ago 2

Wojciech Szczęsny is so adorable! <3
xBlueWinter 15 hours ago 2

Fuck off la cb old man create n lvl dog fuck you old man go die
MrsForeverlovely 15 hours ago

my goodness. ... he is insulting the chinese speaking older generation lah. can speak dialect TT? Malay? I'm sure our old people can understand Malay better than you hanyu pinyin english. ahahhaaa
myrtung 15 hours ago

wo liao...ken tang. i'm sure his script goes: wo shee chen jinx yen. ben jeer de hoh suen ren. her way lai de .... wo ken wo de dai dai..... zong zoo pao dong sir jeer hoon...

&^*&%$*&)( if TJS speaks funny, TT speaks like shit
myrtung 15 hours ago 3

His generation does not have bilingual education. As the last batch of Chinese stream, I respect him for trying as I know it is not easy. Those who laughed at his Mandarin have actually benefited from the bilingual language policy.
yxlooi 16 hours ago

@yxlooi

He's a chinese isn't he? Does a chinese need to "learn" how to speak chinese? I don't get it. I looked down on chinese who doesn't know how to speak chinese or mandarin well, what a shame!!
ongqien 4 hours ago 2

@yxlooi

He's a chinese isn't he? Does a chinese need to "learn" how to speak chinese? I don't get it. I looked down on chinese who doesn't know how to speak chinese or mandarin well, what a shame!!
ongqien 4 hours ago

lol
MrAssholeTan98 16 hours ago

i miss watching win lose or draw
faeleia 16 hours ago
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bb6456224 16 hours ago

the pause at 3:01 is classic .. seems like he is hving a hard time reading the english pronunciation of his chinese speech
bbsonya 17 hours ago

its killing me just to listen his mandarin
bbsonya 17 hours ago

wahlau ....i kept rolling on the ground seeing he speak ....crying ...crying ...laugh till dead


kkwushu 17 hours ago

He is "reading" a mandarin speech using English alphabets. Really feels so sadistic watching it, but at the same time tears almost roll out while laughing, really salute the producers. This is as good as the "hitler" series!
hoosiers90 18 hours ago

funny how he shook people's hand. its like he needed disinfectant after that.
MizusawaMa0 18 hours ago

CCCny, haha!
rapha24mt 20 hours ago 3

laugh until "lao sai"
lesliefan79 21 hours ago 2

I thought my chinese was terrible. But this is exceptionally terrible. No wait It redefines terrible
noobie098 22 hours ago 9

Its like he is taking his chinese oral exam
Molke89 22 hours ago 9

The Camera and crews must be holding back their laughter till their toilet break.
DPTW88 22 hours ago 9

i think preseident SR Nathan's chinese better
budong88 23 hours ago 14

If I am him, I will not speak in Mandarin at all. His body language is also awful! I am quite sure that he is not speaking from his own mind but reading from charts.
denzuko1 23 hours ago 2

I feel so constipated after watching this................
mspisces1995 1 day ago 7

It's obvious he is reading from the script place in front of him , not from his heart.
bondings 1 day ago 5

6:04 - 6:06 notice his thumb is still up during the hand shake.. whereas the store keeper gives a firm grab. No respect for a man who doesn't know how to give a firm handshake.

Anyway blatantly obvious he's teleprompter is all in han yu pin yin. Being a Chinese himself, it will be kind of odd having a translator when he hosts Chinese delegates.
kelvinsiew 1 day ago 5

He can't speak Chinese!
babymonsterist 1 day ago 4

lol what if the teleprompter crash?
1234567friend 1 day ago 6

Singapore will be snowing in December if he really cares about the welfare of Singaporeans! Goddamn liar !.

ZHENSHUN 1 day ago 6

very boring video
Evening001 1 day ago

People who say that Tan Jee Say can't speak English for nuts, please take a look at Tony Tan speaking Mandarin. By that comparison, Tan Jee Say is more effectively bilingual. 
greeneggsandparmaham 1 day ago 8

HAHAHAHA! Bao Zi, and Mian Bao.... check out 6:45 too!
fatyandao 1 day ago 3

1:42 is lol.
Wakka4LiFE 1 day ago 2

Talk to my hand!
Ericeric00 1 day ago 3

I think he should change those specs...
shamz58 1 day ago 2

oh no, he is so tensed up .... reading from the script ... in pinying or/and englisg sounds like words
rchangkh 1 day ago

to think he was once our education minister...
bloodhound900 1 day ago 2

ha ha !!!!! hilarious!! 吃鸡的努力. The strength from eating chicken!!!! LOL!! hahahahaha!
limyengchuan 1 day ago

Why is this so soft... so hard to hear the interesting parts
javierliyongen 1 day ago

script reading...
SHlNeeFAN 1 day ago 2

lol....Ok I admit my chinese sucks as much as him. But well the difference here is..Im a normal citizen and his running for presidency...I hope we dont get him as a president?

:O
GUNDAM00745 1 day ago 2

i think it would be good to have english and chinese subtitles in every speaker to avoid misunderstandings
tanyongrui88 1 day ago

@SGRevolution... those are CHINESE dialeccts ( just as Tamil is an Indian dialect). And they are recognised all over the world as Chinese, except in SG.

ahnyaahnya 2 days ago

*imagines a dialogue between him and Wen Jiabao and company.

"wo men xing jia po, kao chi ji de nu li."

Wen: "HUH?"
l0v3v0lv3 2 days ago 3

Trying too hard to be funny. The parody is as tedious as the speech. *shakes head* this is the best you got hur?
koutanot 2 days ago

@koutanot The whole idea is to say his speech is very hard to listen... can be painful..
eiizumi 1 day ago

What warrants the vuglarities part? Mock all u want, without resorting to that. This parody makes no sense generally. Mocking for the sake, u must ne so proud of urself
koutanot 2 days ago

TonyTan 在先告图力后, 靠着吃鸡的努力, 用明显总统的钱力,做我国的盐手!
zeroeximus 2 days ago 10

You can see him struggling to read the hanyu pinyin on the teleprompter at 1:41.
bayenor 2 days ago

听到幹辛苦。。。真的是超级白。。。
xkevxify 2 days ago 2

Sibei Xia Suay...
oOoLyRrAdoOo 2 days ago

I bet the producers think his pronunciation is so lousy until they do not want to edit his voice
MrLittledicks 2 days ago 4

epic fail mandarin
boboshooters 2 days ago 2

nice 1 ! :)
bloca20 2 days ago 2

FYI, most of the older generation did NOT grow up speaking Mandarin. Most spoke their TRUE mother tongues... Hokkien, Teochew, Cantonese etc., which by the way are also Chinese.
ahnyaahnya 2 days ago 2

@ahnyaahnya those are called dialects
SGRevolution2011 2 days ago

jim carrey..andy...chicken...natha­n n more too!! hahaa~~
MGSP 2 days ago 2

haha omg this is hilarious! heheheh..is he memorizing?
MGSP 2 days ago

i have difficulty following the speech too
hiveyhive 2 days ago

It's not like the PAPigs are strong in cyberspace - everyone knows PAPigs got their asses kicked online during GE.

Now, Now! There is only 1 target on which the online bombardment and firestorm is concentrated on... Think Tony a bit xiao liao....

Think Tony will be very xian of the daily, even hourly online mocking...
2011Decision 2 days ago

His chinese like a fail.
aaandric 2 days ago 7

and he was the education minister. shows how our bilingual policy has been working eh? leading by example. pfft. bet he's reading pinyin haha
clementckw 2 days ago

LKY madarin sucks as well, but at least he knows he's weak in it (at least he understands han yu pin yin) and had personal training on it. This guy, TT, wanting (so desperately) to reach out to the local Chinese community, can't even make it work with han yu pin yin ( i can't even understand 1/2 sentence he's saying). I really wonder what if the speech is in chinese characters... it's a painful experience listening to his mandarin...
ic3st0rmer 2 days ago 2
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ic3st0rmer 2 days ago

This is a very very naughty clip...

Nice... but xiao! You guys must have spent a crazy long time on it...
2011Decision 2 days ago

hard to read in han yu pin yin?
evoked87 2 days ago

OMG this is so funny!
MyDeppy 2 days ago 2

 a parrot can do better...
shahrenzo 2 days ago 4

man...he must've been through a CRASH COURSE or something... just by listening to him ramble incoherently for d first few minutes,is already a painful experience.
shahrenzo 2 days ago 2

So obvious that he's trying to read his script..
lefttosmile 2 days ago 2

He become president of singapore... damn... my god!!! That's utterly embarrassing
Edgedale 2 days ago 5

He speaks Chinese as good as Zoe Tay speaks english
ashura39 2 days ago 2

Wow, 5:10 mins ..... even in the presidential election speech he thinks of Money sia....... 
ultraseven2012 2 days ago 3

3:55 mins...I had a good laugh... :D
ultraseven2012 2 days ago

he sounds like a foreign talent .
marcus1407 2 days ago 58

@marcus1407  haha !! which foreign talent.
MGSP 2 days ago

script!!!! hahaha....
djkzee 2 days ago

lol
lordnewbiez 2 days ago

This is really embarrassing!!
severionz 2 days ago

How can a fella who is born in the 60s or even earlier can be so weak in mother tongue? Still run for president? Pls la Tan Jee Say can be better so much.
calaminelotionsux 2 days ago 41

@calaminelotionsux

So someone has to be 'strong' in his mother tongue to run for president?

Does that apply to only the Chinese men? How come no one ever put President Nathan to the Tamil test??

Is the Chinese mother tongue you learn in school, our national language?

To quote your good self, "Pls la," Comment on something else.
junyahrebel 18 hours ago

@calaminelotionsux I don't think Mr Nathan can speak chinese.
philotze 12 hours ago 3

@philotze I don't think Mr Tony Tan is an Indian.
McBliz 5 hours ago

@calaminelotionsux he is a Baba-Nyonya
SoiYulk 1 hour ago

i think i need an interpreter... he's reading off the lines on the camera hahaha
marcus13227 2 days ago

@marcus13227 teleprompter
takahashikyoko1987 2 days ago
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marcus13227 2 days ago

HAHAHAHA this is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Nicely done!
legitbusinessman 2 days ago

To be fair. His mandarin really sounds a lil bit off.

Scratch that, really off o_o
KasaruKisuke 2 days ago

Lol , Wtf

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