Showing posts with label barber jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barber jokes. Show all posts
Dec 25, 2011
Wisdom of the Indian Barber
While cutting the (Prime Minister) PM's hair one day, the Indian barber suddenly asked,
"What's this Swiss Bank issue?"
The PM shouted, "ARE YOU cutting my hair or making inquiry?"
Barber: "Sorry Sir, I simply asked."
Next day, while cutting the (Deputy Prime Minister) DPM's hair, he again asked,
"Sir, what's this money laundering issue?''
The DPM shouted, ''WHY do you ask me this question?''
Barber: ''Sorry Sir, just a simple question."
On the following day, MACC called in the barber and interrogated him,
"Are you an agent of PKR?"
Barber: "No, Sir."
MACC: "Then while cutting their hair, why did you ask our PM and DPM about
Swiss Bank and money laundering issues?"
Barber: "Sir, the reason is, when I asked them about these, their hair stand up straight.
And that helps me to cut their hair easily !"
Dec 1, 2010
Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about
his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When
the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when
the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door.
Then a UMNOputra came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next
morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen UMNO putras lined up
waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When
the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when
the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door.
Then a UMNOputra came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next
morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen UMNO putras lined up
waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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