To All My Female Friends & Their Men

A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia (making love to a dead woman).

The judge told him, 'In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.'

Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!'

The man replied, 'I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. It's none of your damn business.

2. She was my wife; and.....

3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!'

So ladies try to move a little during the game even if you're just faking it... as we all do... lol ha ha ha ... now we're busted...