Husband was seriously ill

Husband was seriously ill.

Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant and in good mood, don’t discuss your problems, no TV series, don’t demand new clothes and gold jewels, do this for one year and he will be okay.

On the way home..

Husband: what did the doc say ?

Wife: No chance for you to survive.

A Special Package for Business Men

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.

All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"