Giving up

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.'

"What's the matter," asked Larry "Giving up?"

Crazy Japanese Guy

Go around shouting at people to scare them.

Stupid stands up

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Prank on washroom

Both are female washrooms? LOL

Cute and Funny Chinese Cartoon

It's in Chinese. The world is coming to an end and all the celebrities are revealing their true selves on the television programme. When the last guy, the magician, shows his true supernatural power by saving the Earth, the other celebrities quickly change back to their usual fake forms.

Taylor Swift Parody- I'm So Hungry

Jaymes and Nathan Conquer Taylor Swift

lyrics:
You're all alone and you're pacing back and forth.
You had your dinner but you probably want some more.
You think about taking a trip to IHOP
I'm chillin out watching old reruns of scrubs.
I ate a pizza but I wanna go get more grub.
I was thinkin maybe we could carpool to IHOP

Make no mistake. I want pancakes.
I'm thinkin' breakfast even though it's gettin kinda late.
I don't have a car and IHOP is kinda far
I could use a ride because....I don't have a car

If we had telephones you'd know I wanted food too
But you closed your curtains before I could tell you
We should get a bite to eat. I'm so hungry

O I remember I wrote down that I'm hungry
But I didn't show you. Probably shoulda shown you.
Then we'd be at IHOP, but we're not at IHOP
and I'm really starving. I should buy a car
Then I wouldn't need a ride.

I must admit sometimes It's hard to understand you.
We should both get cell phones...or just....open the window.
We should get a bite to eat.

Parody of Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me ("Just A Zombie")

Parody of Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me ("Just A Zombie")

Office lady asks for the paper from her boss

Sorry.. this video is in Mandarin but you sure can get the meaning from the actions.

Office lady asks for the paper from her boss repeatedly.
Why??

Testing the guys with upskirt

Watch their reactions when the girl went up...

Psychology graduate student

You just might be a psychology graduate student if...

...you spend more on books than on tuition.
...you actually hope your professor assigns homework.
...you get a 4 hour final with 5 questions or less.
...the words "free time" are unfamiliar to you.
...you spend Saturday morning waiting for the library to open.
...you've memorized your professors' home phone numbers.
...your professors know your home phone number.
...more than 25% of your textbook is "left as an exercise for the reader."
...you can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate.
...you have ever brought a homework to a bar.
...you rate coffee shops by the availability of outlets for your laptop.
...everything reminds you of something in your discipline.
...you have ever discussed academic matters at a sporting event.
...you have ever spent more than $50 on photocopying while researching a single paper.
...you can tell the time of day by looking at the traffic flow at the library.
...you look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.
...you regard ibuprofen as a vitamin.
...you have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.