Who Wants to be a Millionaire Funny

Comments: isnt it just option c loijunkai 1 month ago @nikhilkaushik69 this is fake just have fun with it claymen95 2 months ago Is this real? nikhilkaushik69 2 months ago so funny :)) kyoasamki 2 months ago

That's how the fight started - Car Accident

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

Leather Dresses

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, A man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, He gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? It's because she smells like a new golf bag.

That's how the fight started - Gift

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started.......

That's how the fight started - Fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back - now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

Singapore Soldier Joke

A NATO soldier, standing guard in the rain with a 20-kilo pack on his back, says: “Life is hard.” A People’s Liberation Army soldier, standing in the snow in an ill-fitting uniform with a long march ahead, says: “Life is hard.” A Singaporean army cadet taking his iPad out of the 15-kilo pack his maid is carrying, says: “No Wi-Fi? WTF?”

That's how the fight started - TV

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

That's how the fight started - Lawn Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

That's how the fight started - Ex Boyfriend

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

That's how the fight started - Mad Cow

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....